she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Come see our sink grown plant.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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