You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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