Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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