Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Someone shit on the floor
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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