were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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