So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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