i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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