He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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