Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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