Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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