hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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