What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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