his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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