Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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