the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Im part way to drunk.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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