I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
