margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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