16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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