Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize