Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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