you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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