I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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