if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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