VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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