He is such a slut. More and more my type.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
she smelled like a LAN party
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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