Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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