this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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