I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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