Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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