i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
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