Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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