you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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