VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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