You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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