it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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