yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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