how can u be prego again
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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