The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
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