It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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