I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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