My girlfriend figured out who you are.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
