And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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