'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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