Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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