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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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