its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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