Its about making memories worth repressing
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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