he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
