Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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