i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
