office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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