Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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