I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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