i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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