:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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